I feel like this week was light in gossip. Do you feel this way too?

Sure, stuff happened. It always does, but I was not feverishly working my way through gossip. I like to work at a pace described as feverish. Nevertheless, here are the highlights:

Ellen is the new Paula. Does anyone really care about this show anymore? Sorry, mom. Does anyone other than my mother care about this show anymore?

I find Ellen Degeneres sort of endearing and sort of annoying. I heart her wife. Portia was on Arrested Development and I would love to be in the middle of a Jason Bateman/Portia DeRossi sandwich. I’m just saying…

You may know that I love Ted Casablanca of E! Online’s the Awful Truth. He is a fag, I am a hag. 1 + 1=2.

His Blind Vices are the best. Check out the latest -full of intrigue and gay-scandal.

Oh cruel, cruel world…this Sunday marks the season finale of True Blood. I will be drinking Bloody Mary’s and sobbing. If you don’t yet understand why, check out my Tuesday picture. It’s all about Eric. I don’t care what you say Bill-lovers - Eric trumps Bill.

Thanks to Patrick for sending this video our way I’m not sure what to make of this, but I love that Nadal sort of reaches out to the fan as he’s been taken away.

I know I said that Tuesdays are topless. They are, promise. But Tuesdays after a long weekend, a long weekend with no True Blood require a little kick start. Here you go HERE.

Friday Friday Friday! It’s the Fag Hag Week In Review and I know you’ve all been waiting…

Another week, another celebrity death to discuss…sure, “celebrities, they’re just like us” but it seems as though they’re droppin’ like flies.
The latest – DJ AM. He was laid to rest in H’wood Wednesday.

A moment of silence… observed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled gossip and debauchery.

This really isn’t gossip. Frankly, I care about these people if only for their sort of freak show value. This lady is preggers with her 19th child. She has gestated and pushed out 18 human beings. This horrifies and amazes me. Does anyone else wonder what her vag looks like?! Egads.

This is why I don’t like him, or her.

Michael Jackson’s funeral was held last night. 2 ½ months after he died. I can’t help but feel this is but another chapter in the weirdness that was his life. If you are still interested in this story click here.

Could someone PLEASE rein this girl in?! It is obvious to me (and I hope you too) that she needs help. Hell, she needed help years ago, now she needs an intervention.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the request I’ve received – again (you know who you are) for our captain here at Dyertimes , Kurt, to feature himself as the next Topless Tuesday hottie. Since Kurt is my family, it’d be pervy of me to weigh in on this. But I do agree that pictures of the soulless models are tiring… I say we put it to a vote!

Happy Labor Day Weekend!!