For those of you fortunate enough to spend time hanging out with me you will have undoubtedly heard me say some crazy things. Over a year ago I started talking about moose knuckle. Honestly, I can't remember if it was some original thought of mine or if I heard it somewhere.

Well I finally see that the term is catching on. City Rag recently did a fun moose knuckle trivia game.

Moose knuckle is the male equivalent to camel toe. You can change that up depending on the man. For instance, on bigger hairy men I call it bear claw.

So, feel free to throw that into your daily vocabulary. Everyone will be amazed at your broad vocabulary and hipness.

And, in the meantime I created my very own Moose Knuckle Matching Game. (Yes, I realize this is a bit crude. Just deal with it.)

Guess which celebrity moose knuckles I've showcased. Maybe I'll round up some prize for the person with the most correct answers.

** Pete Wentz - who last month graced the cover of OUT - contributes $50,000 to No on 8 to help fight against the constitutional marriage ban in California.

** Dallas GOP trying to stoke homophobia in re-election campaign of Dallas County Sheriff Lupe Valdez. Valdez is the country's only Latina lesbian sheriff.

** Conservative columnist Kathleen Parker suggested Governor Sarah Palin was out of her league and should drop off the McCain ticket last week in her column. Parker this week realizes the very real hatred some from the GOP love to spew.

Is this Daniel Radcliffe relaxing between performances of Equus?

Nope. It's Jason Mraz being an ass. Hot as he may be in that donkey mask and moose knuckle glory his seriousness was on display yesterday when he wrote poetically about change on his blog.

** Speaking of Daniel Radcliffe. The Equus star gloats about writing steamy "love" notes to his 31-year-old co-star Lorenzo Pisoni on the show’s opening night.

“We’re getting on very well indeed. I’ve written some really, really deeply sexual things on some of the cards I’ve given him for opening night. But just to wind him up, you know…. He’s great. He’s a truly remarkable man. If I was gay or a female I’d just want to marry him. He’s gorgeous, and he’s a really cool bloke as well.”

** Millions of viewers tuned in last night to watch the US Vice-Presidential Debate. Governor Sarah Palin faced gaffe-prone Senator Joe Biden and initial results are claiming a Biden win. Palin certainly was able to tread water but she didn't give the performance needed. Sen. Biden on the other hand performed at his best. CBS and CNN among a few others found that viewers believed Sen. Joe Biden won. Perhaps that's because Gov. Palin didn't answer a single question.

The Obama/Biden camp quickly released this new ad focusing on health care.

At a rally over the weekend in California, Gov. Sarah Palin offered up this persuasive phony reason for supporting the Republican ticket on November 4. "There's a place in Hell reserved for women who don't support other women," she said, claiming she was quoting former Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Albright.

Sipping from her Starbucks mocha, Palin saw the quote just sitting there between her manicured nails. She was so inspired it quickly became part of her new stump speech.

So, what did Madeline Albright think about Palin's use of her quote?

From HuffPo: "Though I am flattered that Governor Palin has chosen to cite me as a source of wisdom, what I said had nothing to do with politics. This is yet another example of McCain and Palin distorting the truth, and all the more reason to remember that this campaign is not about gender, it is about which candidate has an agenda that will improve the lives of all Americans, including women. The truth is, if you care about the status of women in our society and in our troubled economy, the best choice by far is Obama-Biden."

And on a different note, Sen. John McCain is still taking the weekends off from the campaign. Unbelievable.

And, new polls show Sen. Barack Obama ahead in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Minnesota.

There is something a bit unique about Marcus Patrick that separates him from other models featured here on Topless Tuesdays. He's probably the most attainable model for most of you. If you live in West Hollywood, London or NYC you might have already seen him dancing at your favorite strip joint club.

He also did a few rounds on the daily soaps like All My Children, Days of Our Lives, and Passions before he did a photo spread with Playgirl that ultimately got him canned from his soap gig.

Earlier this year Sen. John McCain injected celebrity into the Presidential race by comparing Sen. Barack Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. (Cuz Barack is just like those two white girls, right?)

Paris immediately came out with a video launching her fake presidential campaign.

Well, here's part two of her campaign.

Loves it. Peace all.

I'm running a little behind this morning because I had to go to a rally featuring Sen. John Kerry. I'm working on TOPLESS TUESDAYS and that should be very soon.

Thanks for being patient.

Finally, I'm able to get this up for you all. This week's model is scorching HOT! Literally! You should likely remember Chris Evans from his role as Johnny Storm - the Human Torch - in the Fantastic Four movies. Enjoy!

This election is going to be huge. In so many ways. The biggest of the choices being electing Senator Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America. And while there are certainly other great people running for office all across the US the next biggest decision will come from our friends in California. Proposition 8 will be on the November 4 ballot in an effort to alter California's constitution to take away the rights of same-sex couples to marry.

No On 8 - the group that is fighting for LGBT equality - has been WAY outspent on ads (thanks in large part to the Mormon church) and is currently trailing in the polls. No On 8 NEEDS your help now in order to keep marriage equality a reality for ALL Californians. They need your money in order to run their ads and educate voters. They also need your help calling voters - which you can easily do from the comforts of your own living room.

Check out a few of their new ads below.

-o- Despite facing a slew of negative ads from John McCain, Sen. Barack Obama still leads in most polls. The electoral map is looking better for Democrats right now. Obama has put many "red state" in to play including: Colorado, Missouri, Florida, Ohio, and North Carolina.

-o- Joe The Plumber couldn't save John McCain's campaign. It's been almost a week since Joe Wurzelbacher - "Joe The Plumber" - was injected into this race in the last presidential debate. Turns out Joe isn't a licensed plumber. He's about as close to buying the business as I am to buying my own magazine. He also owes some back taxes. And is allegedly a relative of a member of the Keating 5.

-o- Sen. Barack Obama will be leaving the campaign trail for a few days this week to fly to Hawaii to see his suddenly ill grandmother who was released from the hospital last week.

-o- Former Secretary of State Gen. Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for President on Sunday. Conservatives quickly brushed it off and some have already claimed it was because they both are black. That must also be the reason that Neocon/Iraq War Promoter Ken Adelman also endorsed Obama today. Oh, wait - he's white.

-o- There have been reports out of West Virginia that voting machines have been switching votes for Democrats/Barack Obama to Republican/McCain votes. Let's hope this error gets fixed quickly.

And, here is the Colin Powell endorsement from Meet The Press:

Our featured model today is Bryan David Thomas. Born in Pennsylvania, this 26 year old is a fitness model. He's recently been featured on the Australian glossy mag, DNA.

There is still a lot of work to do to get Sen. Barack Obama into the Whitehouse. Though the polls have been looking good for the Democrat anything can happen in these last two weeks. And with the onslaught of negative - and extremely false - robocalls from the McCain/Palin camp it's hard to tell what voters will do.

So, make sure that you vote! When possible VOTE EARLY. That will free you up to help out on Election Day with getting other folks to the polls. Volunteer at your local Campaign for Change office.

This week's model is extremely hot but it took quite a bit of digging before I could really find the goods on this fella. He was born May 6, 1983 in Bobruisk, Belarus. He moved with most of his family to Brooklyn when he was 12. He's been featured on several fitness sites and on the covers of Genre and several local LGBT magazines. He started modeling with Boss models after being "discovered" working as a sales attendant at A/X. Anton is currently a model with All American Guys. Enjoy!

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J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series may have come to an end but the movies associated with each of the books are still in the works. Back in July I posted a trailer for the upcoming Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince and now there is another, international, trailer available.

The movie was originally set to release this year but was pushed back to Summer 2009 because Daniel Radcliffe is currently starring nude in Equus in NYC and the producers didn't want that associated with Harry Potter.

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In just six days Americans will head to the polls to vote - well, that is if they don't listen to these celebrities that don't want you to.

Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Scarlett Johannson, Harrison Ford, Shia Labeouf, Borat, Justin Timberlake and many other seemingly intelligent stars have a message for you: Don't Vote!

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As we go into the final Get Out The Vote weekend before the election on Tuesday I wanted to give a brief update about Prop 8 in California. No on 8 is in the midst of a HUGE fundraising challenge and need to raise $3M by midnight tonight. If you can help out at help please DONATE. James Dobson will be joining the Yes On 8 campaign for a major prayer rally in San Diego on Saturday.

Last night the results of the New Field Poll were released. "A new Field Poll shows Proposition 8, one of the most closely watched state ballot measures in years, is supported by 44 percent of likely voters. Forty-nine percent oppose it, and 7 percent are undecided. "It's certainly closer than it was before the advertising campaign hit," said Field Poll director Mark DiCamillo. "A lot of that has to do with the campaigning on the Yes (on 8) side."

The haters over at Yes On 8 have been making all sorts of ridiculous claims to scare voters to cast a "Yes" vote. Among them is that schools will have to teach about same-sex marriage and that schools will be forced to teach sex education with graphic information about "gay sex".

Samuel L. Jackson cut an ad for No On 8 recently entitled "Discrimination".

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