Welcome to the stage - Alex Pirolozzi!

This sexy beast is hot enough to bring on menopause cuz I'm burning up! He's currently represented by Silver Model Management in their fitness model division. He's recently bulked up and cut his hair. Alex stands at 5'10" which puts him near the middle of the height spectrum compared to other TT models.

While there isn't a lot that I could find out about this guy as I was putting this montage together in my lovely Provincetown rental my fellow inhabitatants screeched with excitement as I sorted through his pictures - I heard several "Me gusta's" and "Ay, dios mio's".

I hope you enjoy. And feel free to share any tidbits of information that you know about him...

UPDATED: I embedded a new video since YouTube pulled the previous video.

For the star of the recent GI Joe movie - Channing Tatum - there are elements of his past that he'd probably prefer to keep in the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" category. We've always known he could dance but I never expected this...

Footage has resurfaced from Channing's days in a male striptease group called Male Encounter. Back in those days he was going by Chan Crawford. You really have to check it out.

Move over Jake Gyllenhaal there is a hot Brazilian replacement for you! Everyone knows about my love for Jakey but he's been quite boring lately continuing with his Reese charade. That's alright because I have a new Jake - with an upgrade J-Bear doesn't - Brazilian spice!

Welcome Marlon De Gregori as this week's Topless Tuesdays speciality!

Marlon is 23 years old and comes from Caxias do Sul in southern Brazil. He's represented by Egmodels. Some may like his ripped toned body, others may get weak in the knees when you look into his gorgeous eyes but regardless of what aspect of Marlon captivates you I'm sure he'll be a hit around DyerTimes.

A huge thanks goes to Terra's The Boy and Made In Brazil from whom I borrowed a few shots. Many of the pictures from The Boy were shot by amazing Brazilian photographer Didio.

Enjoy!

Ms. Amy is serving you up a big ole piece of Fag Hag pie! Enjoy!

Hollerrrr. It’s Wednesday. Typically that means I'm halfway through the grind, but since I now have the HBO, the blow is less intense because I got to watch the new episode of True Blood a few days ago.

So, let’s get this party started!

Michael Vick has a job. F#ck him. F*ck the Eagles. Oh, sorry Queens – he’s a football player. The Eagles are the team from Philadelphia. He’s a disgusting, horrible human being who was convicted of animal cruelty. Dog fighting. I will say no more because really, I’ve already given this disgusting douche bag too much space.

True Blood = bliss. Eric in bed. Sure, it was with Sookie, but it was worth it.

I am proud of my mayor. Kudos to you Tom Barrett!

KStew + RPattz = Robsten. Do these photos prove it?

I saw two movies this weekend.
a) The Time Traveler’s Wife and though Rachel McAdams is near perfection – seriously, she is so beautiful, the movie was crap. No, I didn’t read the book. I’m sure if I had my review would be more vehemently negative. Avoid. Unless you like to look at Rachel McAdams or think it’s worth $10 to see Eric Bana’s ass (it’s not, btw).

b) (500) Days of Summer = excellent. Charming, funny…a really great role for Joseph Gordon Levitt. He is adorable.

And lastly my friend Melissa is getting’ hitched this Friday. It’s the final countdown…

Even though this MadTV clip is over a year old I can't get enough of it. How many of you know your very own Bon Qui Qui? Admit it...

I swear that Bon Qui Qui is one of my homegirls.

And for the record I started saying "Rude" way before I saw this. You have to check it out. But can someone please tell me what that yellow nest thing is upon her head?!?!

This week's model might be a youngin' but he's got a wealth of experience. A former Ambercrombie & Fitch and American Eagle model Jeff Tomsik has even shared a cover with Kate Moss (see images below).

Jeff is 23 years old and splits his time between NYC, Ohio, Miami and where ever he can find a paid gig. He is currently represented by the exquisite Major Model Management in NYC.

Think you can fill Jeff's shoes? Think again this stud wears a whopping size 12.

Enjoy!

Friday Friday Friday! It’s the Fag Hag Week In Review and I know you’ve all been waiting…

First, I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge the passing of Ted Kennedy. I think this commentary sums it up nicely.

A moment of silence, observed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled gossip and debauchery.

Please check out the following. It just proves why you MUST love Anderson Cooper. And no, I’m not referring to those persistent gay rumors… No, I refer to this video.

What would a Fag Hag post be without a reference to True Blood? It wouldn’t be – hello?! This post is not however about what is MINE (aka vampire Eric)– and I will fight a b*tch for him (I’m talking to you JOY). Instead it is about the upcoming introduction of the Vampire Queen, played by none other than Evan Rachel Wood. And to quote Christy (who will soon be a contributor!) “This is one of those things that seems so right, it's almost wrong that it did not happen from the beginning.”

And to sweeten the pot, she’s a queer vampire queen. Good gawd! Check it out!

Do you twitter? If not, you should start if only to vote YES on the creation of Harvey Milk Day.

Do you watch Gossip Girl? I don’t. But I do read gossip sites (too many) and thought you might be interested in the following, Chuck Bass kissing a boy, thanks Ausiello.

Enjoy your weekend, and to repeat my previous request – comment now and comment often!

P.S. Amy G. reminded me that though I did not give the Time Traveler’s Wife a good review, not even while watching it, I did cry. I did, she handed me tissues while I muttered about how stupid the story was. There, I said it.