DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH?
Former four-term Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson couldn’t wait for the debate to end last week so he could use the bathroom. That’s why he said he would leave it up to an employer to decide whether s/he could decide to fire a non-heterosexual employee if they believed homosexuality was immoral. Well that, and his hearing aid battery had died.

"I've been very sick. ... I was very sick the day of the debate. I had all of the problems with the flu and bronchitis that you have, including running to the bathroom. I was just hanging on. I could not wait until the debate got off so I could go to the bathroom."

The question was, "If a private employer finds homosexuality immoral, should he be allowed to fire a gay worker?"

Makes you wonder what he thought the question was. A clay worker? A grey worker? We may never know…..

LINDSAY “LEAD-FOOT” LOHAN?
Lindsay Lohan is being sued for damages by a photographer over a driving incident in March when she allegedly struck Giovanni Arnold while driving away from a night out in Manhattan in March, damaging his foot.

MITT ROMNEY LOVES THE GAYS! (just kidding)
"This isn‘t just some temporary convenience here on Earth, but we‘re people that are designed to live together as male and female and we‘re gonna have families," he tells interviewer Mike Wallace, according to an excerpt CBS released Friday. "And that, there‘s a great line in the Bible that children are an inheritance of the Lord and happy is he who has or hath his quiver full of them."

FORBES LISTS TOP 15 OVEREXPOSED CELEBRITIES
She’s got pretty good company on the list. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Howard K. Stern (Anna Nicole Smith's former lover), and Kevin Federline. But the chart topper is the toxic Britney Spears.