I just watched the trailer for Jake's new thriller, Rendition, which hits theaters on October 19th and I must say not only does the Gyllenator look flawless but the film looks excellent. What perfect timing as well. Rendition which also stars Meryl Streep, Peter Sarsgaard, Reese Witherspoon, and Alan Arkin explores the issues of torture and detainment of American citizens. Hello, Gitmo!

And on a similiar but slightly different note - ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES ANNOUNCED HE'S RESIGNING! A press conference is scheduled for later this afternoon.

ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD DUI....
Austin Nichols, who's claim to fame is that he is Jake's preferred workout and basketball partner, was arrested in Michigan last week after driving the wrong way up a one way street. The young actor had a blood alcohol level of 0.10 - above the 0.08 limit.

Let's hope his bad behavior doesn't rub off on Jake. Check out his terrible mugshots!

IS JAKE COMING OUT THIS WEEK??

I've been dreaming of this moment since I first laid eyes on Jakey - and according to one "source" the Gyllenator might be coming out this week. I highly doubt this but it sure is fun to think about.