BRTNEY SPEARS’ 2007 VMA PERFORMANCE: Poor Britney Spears. Her devoted fans were hoping she’d have an amazing performance at MTV’s Video Music Awards on September 9th but instead they got a big belly flop. She looks terribly uncomfortable and doesn’t move. Gazing into my crystal ball all signs point to “Murky Future.”

LOLLIPOP: One of Mika’s hits from his recent album, Lollipop, gets a little help from some college guys with A.) too much time on their hands, B.) a new video camera, or C.) latent homosexuality needing to be expressed. (Thanks to Justin for sending me this one!)

PARIS IN JAIL: The folks over at OMovies.com created this funny video of Paris Hilton in jail – dubbed to the tune of Paris’ Stars Are Blind. The song was directed by Allan Murray & Sean Haine.

HOMECOMING QUEENS GOT A GUN: This music video got a recent resurrection from the 80’s closet. Julie Brown should seriously be a lot more famous than she is. Who’s Johnny? Answer me Debbie. Who’s Johnny? It’s priceless…(Props to Justin for this heads up 2!)