DIRT NASTY: Everyone's favorite MTV VJ in the 90's, Simon Rex aka Dirt Nasty, and his tribute to the 1980's. (Possibly NSFW)

MY DICK: Milwaukee clubs have yet to play this song but word has it that NYC has been blasting this over the airwaves to their sweaty masses for months. Go figure. Mickey Avalon and crew (Dirt Nasty & Andre Legacy) bring an enjoyable albeit juvenile tribute to their talent dicks. (NSFW)

PALATIAL REGALIA: This little gem - directed by Nick Goossen - unveils the other hidden talents of Simon. If you have to guess - I'm suggesting, acting. And extra points for those of you that know what palatial and regalia mean. No cheating!

MCDIRT NASTY: This is the sole reason for my re-infatuation with that crusty gay porn making, former MTV VJ, and now Hollywood homo drifter. Favorite line includes Monica and Sigourney Weaver. (Possibly NSFW)