As I round out my time in Sri Lanka I have finally realized the excessive amounts of news and juicy celebrity gossip that I've missed. I can't believe that no one even told me that Anna Nicole died! Britney is in rehab??

I'm totally craving all the news that I've missed. Viva le TrimSpa!

Please tell me that Jake Gyllenhaal came out while I was away. I had a dream about a week ago that woke me from my slumbers where Jakey - he said only I can call him that so don't try using stealing my pet name - scolded me for not calling him back right away as he requested (I waited a day in my dream) and he told me to always call his cell not his ground line. I think I was having a vision of an oracle that day, hopefully.

I'm dying for news so send all your juicy morsels to me here.