FAG HAG: Blood, Beatings & Weddings - Oh My!
Ms. Amy is serving you up a big ole piece of Fag Hag pie! Enjoy!
Hollerrrr. It’s Wednesday. Typically that means I'm halfway through the grind, but since I now have the HBO, the blow is less intense because I got to watch the new episode of True Blood a few days ago.
So, let’s get this party started!
Michael Vick has a job. F#ck him. F*ck the Eagles. Oh, sorry Queens – he’s a football player. The Eagles are the team from Philadelphia. He’s a disgusting, horrible human being who was convicted of animal cruelty. Dog fighting. I will say no more because really, I’ve already given this disgusting douche bag too much space.
True Blood = bliss. Eric in bed. Sure, it was with Sookie, but it was worth it.

I am proud of my mayor. Kudos to you Tom Barrett!
KStew + RPattz = Robsten. Do these photos prove it?
I saw two movies this weekend.
a) The Time Traveler’s Wife and though Rachel McAdams is near perfection – seriously, she is so beautiful, the movie was crap. No, I didn’t read the book. I’m sure if I had my review would be more vehemently negative. Avoid. Unless you like to look at Rachel McAdams or think it’s worth $10 to see Eric Bana’s ass (it’s not, btw).
b) (500) Days of Summer = excellent. Charming, funny…a really great role for Joseph Gordon Levitt. He is adorable.
And lastly my friend Melissa is getting’ hitched this Friday. It’s the final countdown…

Amy (not verified):
You were so completely adorable watching the Time Traveler's Wife sobbing and saying what crap it was, all the while accepting the tissues I was giving you. It was a very touching moment with you!!
Jim (not verified):
I love you, Fag Hag.....but the only person I think I know in your post is Mayor Barrett. Guess I'm incredibly out of the loop.... Thanks for doing your best to bring me back to this decade! :-)
Natalie (not verified):
Ugh - ENOUGH with the media making up all these stupid names for couples. Are we really so lazy that we can't utter an additonal few syllables? Tom and Katie, Brad and Angelina, Rob and Kristen . . . see how easy that is?
Also, while I may be a bit obssessed with whether Bella ends up with Edward or Jacob, I'm not nearly so interested in whether K Stew and R Patt are doin' it. See? Again with these stupid abbreviations! Seriously though, I just finished reading "Breaking Dawn" recently so I know the answer to the first question (by the way, "buh-arf" is the best way to describe that book when compared to the first three). Still, I am all in a tizzy about "New Moon" coming out in November. How I ended up even borderline "Twi-hard" is beyond me.
As for "True Blood," LOVE IT! 6'4" hot Swedish vampires, you know it's got to be good!! By the way, isn't it about time for some hot gay vampire action? Or is it only straight girls that are into the vamps? Inquiring minds want to know!!
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