OMG! Fag Hag is back! Where has this bitch been? Well, to hell and back, darling. The important part of that statement is the fact that I am, indeed, back.

What have we missed? Too much.

I know this is old. I do. It’s just, I cannot get over it. I love it so much; I made my dad watch it when he randomly stopped over one day. His review, “He’s really good. He’s got those moves down!” Indeed.

All I can say is, please watch Glee. It is magical and Mathew Morrison singing Bust A Move AND the Thong Song?!! Speechless.

And because one just isn’t enough; this is effing adorable, and slightly disturbing.

He’s run through all of his moves by the 1:30 mark, if you’re short on time.

Are you a chocoholic? I am. Are you lazy? I am. If so, check this business out, it may just be what us lazy-chocoholics have been waiting for. Thanks to Christy for the info!

Movie Reviews:
IN THEATERS Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs – Is this movie geared toward children? I don’t know. Did I see it with a 6 year old? Yes I did. Who enjoyed it more? It’s a tossup, but I will say, our friend Amy still cannot get over the line “I’m surrounded by a bunch of man-eating chickens”. It was a great movie. You don’t have to see it in the theater, but if you do, go to one where you can eat a whole meal. You’ll thank me later. A

ON DVD The Proposal - Funny. Sorry, it was. There were a couple of cheesy parts for sure. If you’ve seen the movie you know what I’m talking about, but overall, it was exactly what I wanted it to be. To be fair, I watched this movie with a bestie, taco dip, pizza rolls and peanut butter cup/ chocolate chunk cookies. It’s hard to go wrong under those circumstances. B+

ON DVD Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - Meh. I’m finding Jennifer Garner harder and harder to believe. She just does not convince me that she’s anyone other than Jennifer Garner. Truth be told, same goes for Matthew McConaughy. If you’re bored or avoiding say housework, this is fine. C

I also MUST recommend Charlaine Harris’ The Sookie Stackhouse stories.

Yes, I know – I’ve blathered about True Blood. I love it. Yes. But the books, OMG, they are amazing. I can’t say better, but I can say worth every moment you will spend reading them. Every.

Check it out, not a single celebrity gossip mention! Just you wait for next week.