Somebody please slap me and tell me I'm dreaming. Or more acurately having a horrible nightmare. I tried to pretend the rumors simply were untrue . I might need to hop on a plane and tell that Reese Witherspoon to back-off! How dare she get cozy with the Gyllenator?!?!

"In the last month, they've been spending a lot more time together," a source close to Gyllenhaal told People, "Jake really likes her and isn't at all concerned that she has two kids."

The two co-stars are shooting the CIA thriller, Rendition. I'm hoping that they are talking business...and not actually getting together. Please tell me it's not true!

Jake and Reese "palling" around on the set of Rendition.