Brit-Brit turned 26 this weekend (December 2). She celebrated with her friends - Alli Sims, Sam Lufti, Paris Hilton, and Sharon Stone. Though I think she had to pay Paris and Sharon to show up. Her party was at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style.

I don't know what the hell this outfit is. Britney looks terrible. If I was her friend I seriously would ask her to go home and change before I could be seen in public with her.

Did Britney take a handsome young man back to her hotel with her as a birthday present?

BRTNEY SPEARS’ 2007 VMA PERFORMANCE: Poor Britney Spears. Her devoted fans were hoping she’d have an amazing performance at MTV’s Video Music Awards on September 9th but instead they got a big belly flop. She looks terribly uncomfortable and doesn’t move. Gazing into my crystal ball all signs point to “Murky Future.”

LOLLIPOP: One of Mika’s hits from his recent album, Lollipop, gets a little help from some college guys with A.) too much time on their hands, B.) a new video camera, or C.) latent homosexuality needing to be expressed. (Thanks to Justin for sending me this one!)

PARIS IN JAIL: The folks over at OMovies.com created this funny video of Paris Hilton in jail – dubbed to the tune of Paris’ Stars Are Blind. The song was directed by Allan Murray & Sean Haine.

HOMECOMING QUEENS GOT A GUN: This music video got a recent resurrection from the 80’s closet. Julie Brown should seriously be a lot more famous than she is. Who’s Johnny? Answer me Debbie. Who’s Johnny? It’s priceless…(Props to Justin for this heads up 2!)

DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH?
Former four-term Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson couldn’t wait for the debate to end last week so he could use the bathroom. That’s why he said he would leave it up to an employer to decide whether s/he could decide to fire a non-heterosexual employee if they believed homosexuality was immoral. Well that, and his hearing aid battery had died.

"I've been very sick. ... I was very sick the day of the debate. I had all of the problems with the flu and bronchitis that you have, including running to the bathroom. I was just hanging on. I could not wait until the debate got off so I could go to the bathroom."

The question was, "If a private employer finds homosexuality immoral, should he be allowed to fire a gay worker?"

Makes you wonder what he thought the question was. A clay worker? A grey worker? We may never know…..

LINDSAY “LEAD-FOOT” LOHAN?
Lindsay Lohan is being sued for damages by a photographer over a driving incident in March when she allegedly struck Giovanni Arnold while driving away from a night out in Manhattan in March, damaging his foot.

MITT ROMNEY LOVES THE GAYS! (just kidding)
"This isn‘t just some temporary convenience here on Earth, but we‘re people that are designed to live together as male and female and we‘re gonna have families," he tells interviewer Mike Wallace, according to an excerpt CBS released Friday. "And that, there‘s a great line in the Bible that children are an inheritance of the Lord and happy is he who has or hath his quiver full of them."

FORBES LISTS TOP 15 OVEREXPOSED CELEBRITIES
She’s got pretty good company on the list. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Howard K. Stern (Anna Nicole Smith's former lover), and Kevin Federline. But the chart topper is the toxic Britney Spears.

As I round out my time in Sri Lanka I have finally realized the excessive amounts of news and juicy celebrity gossip that I've missed. I can't believe that no one even told me that Anna Nicole died! Britney is in rehab??

I'm totally craving all the news that I've missed. Viva le TrimSpa!

Please tell me that Jake Gyllenhaal came out while I was away. I had a dream about a week ago that woke me from my slumbers where Jakey - he said only I can call him that so don't try using stealing my pet name - scolded me for not calling him back right away as he requested (I waited a day in my dream) and he told me to always call his cell not his ground line. I think I was having a vision of an oracle that day, hopefully.

I'm dying for news so send all your juicy morsels to me here.