There are few things that I crave more in this world than Jake Gyllenhaal - perhaps fame and fortune but that's even too close to call. So when I got these pictures from pal Rick Chris (thanks man!) I was blissful.

I immediately felt sad because poor Heath Ledger is no longer alive but these pictures look like Jake and Heath are on a date. Don't they look amazingly happy? If in fact Jake's heart has a big gaping hole in it from Heath I'd certainly be willing to help fill it. Being the caring, giving back type of person I am... of course.

For those of you fortunate enough to spend time hanging out with me you will have undoubtedly heard me say some crazy things. Over a year ago I started talking about moose knuckle. Honestly, I can't remember if it was some original thought of mine or if I heard it somewhere.

Well I finally see that the term is catching on. City Rag recently did a fun moose knuckle trivia game.

Moose knuckle is the male equivalent to camel toe. You can change that up depending on the man. For instance, on bigger hairy men I call it bear claw.

So, feel free to throw that into your daily vocabulary. Everyone will be amazed at your broad vocabulary and hipness.

And, in the meantime I created my very own Moose Knuckle Matching Game. (Yes, I realize this is a bit crude. Just deal with it.)

Guess which celebrity moose knuckles I've showcased. Maybe I'll round up some prize for the person with the most correct answers.

Has Wisconsin finally landed on the map?

No, not literally - Wisconsin has always been on maps. A new law effective January 1st, 2008 gives film production companies significant tax breaks to shoot films in Wisconsin. Will we now be on the Hollywood map?

Only a few weeks into the new year and rumors have it that a major Hollywood hottie will be coming to Wisconsin to shoot his next film. While no locations have been officially announced it appears that Baraboo might be the location of an upcoming Depression era bank robbery film, Public Enemies.

So, just which hunk is heading to the Heartland?

Will our good Midwestern manners and hospitality hold up to the crazed, sugary, sleaze known as Hollywood?

And for the record I love sleaze. A lot...

Entertainment Weekly recently named the winners of their "Ultimate Hotties" contest. You may not be surprised by the female winner but you might just be shocked at the male winner.

The winners are:

Jessica Alba came in at a disappointing #4 followed by Marilyn Monroe (#3) and Raquel Welch (#2).

I think Angelina has always looked hot. (I totally wanted to marry her when Hackers came out.) Well, EXCEPT when she loses so much weight I can actually SEE her heart beating through her skin. Not so cute Angelina!

And can I just say that Wentworth Miller is such a hottie! I can't get enough of him in Prison Break. Yum! I'd be his cell mate any day.

In the men's category, Paul Newman came in at #4 according to EW readers. Lost's very own, Josh Holloway came in at #3 and Christian Bale came in with 11% of the votes at #2. (Wentworth got 20% of the votes.)

I had the best intentions of staying on track at work today. Honestly, I did. One of my first emails when I got into the office today was from "V" about my favorite topic: Jake Gyllenhaal.

I'm a Gyllehaalic! I admit it...

Anyways, since I was already off-track I thought I'd break my routine and get my afternoon fug. Boy was it worth it!

Dominic Purcell (you'll recognize him as the muscle from Prison Break and blood-lusty vampire of Blade: Trinity) how do you make tall lean muscle look like that?!? Thanks for that lovely fug!