Has Wisconsin finally landed on the map?

No, not literally - Wisconsin has always been on maps. A new law effective January 1st, 2008 gives film production companies significant tax breaks to shoot films in Wisconsin. Will we now be on the Hollywood map?

Only a few weeks into the new year and rumors have it that a major Hollywood hottie will be coming to Wisconsin to shoot his next film. While no locations have been officially announced it appears that Baraboo might be the location of an upcoming Depression era bank robbery film, Public Enemies.

So, just which hunk is heading to the Heartland?

Will our good Midwestern manners and hospitality hold up to the crazed, sugary, sleaze known as Hollywood?

And for the record I love sleaze. A lot...

Entertainment Weekly recently named the winners of their "Ultimate Hotties" contest. You may not be surprised by the female winner but you might just be shocked at the male winner.

The winners are:

Jessica Alba came in at a disappointing #4 followed by Marilyn Monroe (#3) and Raquel Welch (#2).

I think Angelina has always looked hot. (I totally wanted to marry her when Hackers came out.) Well, EXCEPT when she loses so much weight I can actually SEE her heart beating through her skin. Not so cute Angelina!

And can I just say that Wentworth Miller is such a hottie! I can't get enough of him in Prison Break. Yum! I'd be his cell mate any day.

In the men's category, Paul Newman came in at #4 according to EW readers. Lost's very own, Josh Holloway came in at #3 and Christian Bale came in with 11% of the votes at #2. (Wentworth got 20% of the votes.)

I had the best intentions of staying on track at work today. Honestly, I did. One of my first emails when I got into the office today was from "V" about my favorite topic: Jake Gyllenhaal.

I'm a Gyllehaalic! I admit it...

Anyways, since I was already off-track I thought I'd break my routine and get my afternoon fug. Boy was it worth it!

Dominic Purcell (you'll recognize him as the muscle from Prison Break and blood-lusty vampire of Blade: Trinity) how do you make tall lean muscle look like that?!? Thanks for that lovely fug!

Jake Gyllenhaal was supposely a "perv" on the set of Brokeback Mountain according to star co-star Anne Hathaway. Can you say PR stunt to keep attention off of Jakey’s dubious sexual oriention??

Sizzling hot Wentworth Miller makes a feeble attempt at denying gay allegations. "No, I'm not gay. I know these rumors are out there...I'm cool with the fact that they exist, I mean this is about fantasy. Certain people are going to have certain fantasies. If someone wants to imagine me with a woman, or a man or one of each, that's cool with me as long as you keep watching the show." Who tells these publicists that such statements are a good idea?

He might have blown out his knee but that isn’t going to interfere with soccer superstar David Beckham and family’s move to Los Angeles. I can only imagine how horrible Posh's new reality show is going to be - but of course I’ll be watching for any chance to catch more of Becks.

Has-been Ann Coulter uses her best 3rd grade playground taunting skills to “really get” John Edwards. Sorry Ann your 5 minutes of fame are up and no matter how many stupid things you say and do you’ll never have a comeback.

As I round out my time in Sri Lanka I have finally realized the excessive amounts of news and juicy celebrity gossip that I've missed. I can't believe that no one even told me that Anna Nicole died! Britney is in rehab??

I'm totally craving all the news that I've missed. Viva le TrimSpa!

Please tell me that Jake Gyllenhaal came out while I was away. I had a dream about a week ago that woke me from my slumbers where Jakey - he said only I can call him that so don't try using stealing my pet name - scolded me for not calling him back right away as he requested (I waited a day in my dream) and he told me to always call his cell not his ground line. I think I was having a vision of an oracle that day, hopefully.

I'm dying for news so send all your juicy morsels to me here.