Austrian football fans have bombarded a local radio station desperate for Beckham's undies! The contest would allow the winner to sleep in the hotel room after Beckham checked out.....

LGBT SENIORS: The National Gay & Lesbian Task Force and Services and Advocacy for GLBT Elders (SAGE) have been awarded a $500,000 grant from the Arcus Foundation's Gay & Lesbian Fund. The grant will be used to develop a national campaign around LGBT aging.

BAPTISTS REJECT AFFIRMING CHURCH: Not surprising to most people, the North Carolina Baptist Convention voted to expel the Myers Park Baptist Church for their inclusive ways.

REDESIGNED FEMALE CONDOM?: Researchers are working on redesigned female condom in hopes to finally get the product to "take off" with women. Only 6 million female condoms are distributed in poor countries annually compared to 12 billion male condoms. What is up with the sticky dots that attach to the vaginal walls? Scary....

BIEL GETS NAILED BY GYLLENHAAL: Al Gore's daughter, Kristin Gore, has penned a new screenplay which will see Jessica Biel 'nailed' by Jake Gyllenhaal. Biel's character gets shot by a nail gun which causes some strange behavior, she goes to Washington to advocate for rights for those that are bizarrely injured, Gyllenhaal plays an unethical Senator that nails her and launches her political career. Voila. Sounds strangely like a porn plot...