In just six days Americans will head to the polls to vote - well, that is if they don't listen to these celebrities that don't want you to.

Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Scarlett Johannson, Harrison Ford, Shia Labeouf, Borat, Justin Timberlake and many other seemingly intelligent stars have a message for you: Don't Vote!

I hope you enjoy this new piece of entertainment here at DyerTimes. Every week I'll bring you three new pieces of WOW | MeH | boo. If you have suggestions on what you'd like to be rated on the WMb scale send 'em on over. Enjoy!

WOW:
"The Hills", Brody Jenner, is getting his own MTV series entitled "Bromance." A group of guys will be vying to fill the opening in Jenner's entourage. They will compete in a variety of settings including "group date" and "alone time with Brody." Contestants will be whittled down via "Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies" after which rejected "bros" will be asked to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet in a swimsuit.

MeH:
Vin Diesel allegedly fathered a child with "girlfriend", Palomo Jimenez. Their daughter was born on April 2. (Which happens to be my birthday) I'm totally over this. What happened to Vin's boyfriend, Sebastian Bonnet?

boo:
Shia LaBeouf proves to the world yet again that he's a drunken frat boy who stumbled upon the screen. "Slap me dawg, slap me, faggot, slap me!"

When given the opportunity make your bitch slap worth it! (The original video just got pulled from YouTube so this is the best alternate I could find.)
UPDATE: Here's the only video of Shia left that hasn't been pulled down from the internet. Enjoy!

Shia LaBeouf really drunk at some party - Watch more free videos