I feel like this week was light in gossip. Do you feel this way too?

Sure, stuff happened. It always does, but I was not feverishly working my way through gossip. I like to work at a pace described as feverish. Nevertheless, here are the highlights:

Ellen is the new Paula. Does anyone really care about this show anymore? Sorry, mom. Does anyone other than my mother care about this show anymore?

I find Ellen Degeneres sort of endearing and sort of annoying. I heart her wife. Portia was on Arrested Development and I would love to be in the middle of a Jason Bateman/Portia DeRossi sandwich. I’m just saying…

You may know that I love Ted Casablanca of E! Online’s the Awful Truth. He is a fag, I am a hag. 1 + 1=2.

His Blind Vices are the best. Check out the latest -full of intrigue and gay-scandal.

Oh cruel, cruel world…this Sunday marks the season finale of True Blood. I will be drinking Bloody Mary’s and sobbing. If you don’t yet understand why, check out my Tuesday picture. It’s all about Eric. I don’t care what you say Bill-lovers - Eric trumps Bill.

Thanks to Patrick for sending this video our way I’m not sure what to make of this, but I love that Nadal sort of reaches out to the fan as he’s been taken away.

This edition of Topless Tuesdays is brought to you in honor of the 2008 U.S. Open which is currently underway in Flushing, NY.

And because I am such a generous and caring individual I'm serving up one extra hunk of man meat for all you hungry readers.

Both Andy Roddick and Rafael Nadal will be playing this week.