Happy Halloween weekend my pretties (all of you ghosts and goblins and singlet wearing weirdos included)!

What have you missed this week? Frankly, I have no idea. But I DO know what I missed this week and that was a new episode of Glee. Stupid baseball. If you STILL have not seen Glee, you should use this week (and the weeks to come while the playoffs continue) to catch up.

In lieu of Glee, I was able to watch Modern Family as it aired. That show is brilliant. Cam is my favorite followed closely by Gloria. If you’re not watching well, that’s just wrong because it’s hilarious.

I am sorry to say I did not watch a single movie this week. Not even a Lifetime made for tv movie. I did however finish the book Eat, Pray, Love. Judge me all you want. I waited like 5 years after Oprah recommended it to even pick it up. So um, I am not a member of the Harpo cult. I haven’t even watched an episode of the show in years. YEARS people!

At any rate, I really enjoyed this book. I can see how it may not work for everyone but it worked for me. And I’m grateful to have read it before the movie with Julia Roberts' giant mouth hits screens.

This is for my mom – Taylor + Taylor = too cute for words!

And since we still have 7 - yes 7! months until True Blood returns I must enjoy what I can.

Also? I’m dressing as Sookie Stackhouse for Halloween! Not even kidding. I am totally entertained by my costume choice. Now if only I could convince that special someone to agree to be Tara. Please? What if I promise to find you your own version of Eggs?

OMG! Fag Hag is back! Where has this bitch been? Well, to hell and back, darling. The important part of that statement is the fact that I am, indeed, back.

What have we missed? Too much.

I know this is old. I do. It’s just, I cannot get over it. I love it so much; I made my dad watch it when he randomly stopped over one day. His review, “He’s really good. He’s got those moves down!” Indeed.

All I can say is, please watch Glee. It is magical and Mathew Morrison singing Bust A Move AND the Thong Song?!! Speechless.

And because one just isn’t enough; this is effing adorable, and slightly disturbing.

He’s run through all of his moves by the 1:30 mark, if you’re short on time.

Are you a chocoholic? I am. Are you lazy? I am. If so, check this business out, it may just be what us lazy-chocoholics have been waiting for. Thanks to Christy for the info!

Movie Reviews:
IN THEATERS Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs – Is this movie geared toward children? I don’t know. Did I see it with a 6 year old? Yes I did. Who enjoyed it more? It’s a tossup, but I will say, our friend Amy still cannot get over the line “I’m surrounded by a bunch of man-eating chickens”. It was a great movie. You don’t have to see it in the theater, but if you do, go to one where you can eat a whole meal. You’ll thank me later. A

ON DVD The Proposal - Funny. Sorry, it was. There were a couple of cheesy parts for sure. If you’ve seen the movie you know what I’m talking about, but overall, it was exactly what I wanted it to be. To be fair, I watched this movie with a bestie, taco dip, pizza rolls and peanut butter cup/ chocolate chunk cookies. It’s hard to go wrong under those circumstances. B+

ON DVD Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - Meh. I’m finding Jennifer Garner harder and harder to believe. She just does not convince me that she’s anyone other than Jennifer Garner. Truth be told, same goes for Matthew McConaughy. If you’re bored or avoiding say housework, this is fine. C

I also MUST recommend Charlaine Harris’ The Sookie Stackhouse stories.

Yes, I know – I’ve blathered about True Blood. I love it. Yes. But the books, OMG, they are amazing. I can’t say better, but I can say worth every moment you will spend reading them. Every.

Check it out, not a single celebrity gossip mention! Just you wait for next week.

Friday Friday Friday! It’s the Fag Hag Week In Review and I know you’ve all been waiting…

Another week, another celebrity death to discuss…sure, “celebrities, they’re just like us” but it seems as though they’re droppin’ like flies.
The latest – DJ AM. He was laid to rest in H’wood Wednesday.

A moment of silence… observed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled gossip and debauchery.

This really isn’t gossip. Frankly, I care about these people if only for their sort of freak show value. This lady is preggers with her 19th child. She has gestated and pushed out 18 human beings. This horrifies and amazes me. Does anyone else wonder what her vag looks like?! Egads.

This is why I don’t like him, or her.

Michael Jackson’s funeral was held last night. 2 ½ months after he died. I can’t help but feel this is but another chapter in the weirdness that was his life. If you are still interested in this story click here.

Could someone PLEASE rein this girl in?! It is obvious to me (and I hope you too) that she needs help. Hell, she needed help years ago, now she needs an intervention.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the request I’ve received – again (you know who you are) for our captain here at Dyertimes , Kurt, to feature himself as the next Topless Tuesday hottie. Since Kurt is my family, it’d be pervy of me to weigh in on this. But I do agree that pictures of the soulless models are tiring… I say we put it to a vote!

Happy Labor Day Weekend!!

Friday Friday Friday! It’s the Fag Hag Week In Review and I know you’ve all been waiting…

First, I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge the passing of Ted Kennedy. I think this commentary sums it up nicely.

A moment of silence, observed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled gossip and debauchery.

Please check out the following. It just proves why you MUST love Anderson Cooper. And no, I’m not referring to those persistent gay rumors… No, I refer to this video.

What would a Fag Hag post be without a reference to True Blood? It wouldn’t be – hello?! This post is not however about what is MINE (aka vampire Eric)– and I will fight a b*tch for him (I’m talking to you JOY). Instead it is about the upcoming introduction of the Vampire Queen, played by none other than Evan Rachel Wood. And to quote Christy (who will soon be a contributor!) “This is one of those things that seems so right, it's almost wrong that it did not happen from the beginning.”

And to sweeten the pot, she’s a queer vampire queen. Good gawd! Check it out!

Do you twitter? If not, you should start if only to vote YES on the creation of Harvey Milk Day.

Do you watch Gossip Girl? I don’t. But I do read gossip sites (too many) and thought you might be interested in the following, Chuck Bass kissing a boy, thanks Ausiello.

Enjoy your weekend, and to repeat my previous request – comment now and comment often!

P.S. Amy G. reminded me that though I did not give the Time Traveler’s Wife a good review, not even while watching it, I did cry. I did, she handed me tissues while I muttered about how stupid the story was. There, I said it.

Ms. Amy is serving you up a big ole piece of Fag Hag pie! Enjoy!

Hollerrrr. It’s Wednesday. Typically that means I'm halfway through the grind, but since I now have the HBO, the blow is less intense because I got to watch the new episode of True Blood a few days ago.

So, let’s get this party started!

Michael Vick has a job. F#ck him. F*ck the Eagles. Oh, sorry Queens – he’s a football player. The Eagles are the team from Philadelphia. He’s a disgusting, horrible human being who was convicted of animal cruelty. Dog fighting. I will say no more because really, I’ve already given this disgusting douche bag too much space.

True Blood = bliss. Eric in bed. Sure, it was with Sookie, but it was worth it.

I am proud of my mayor. Kudos to you Tom Barrett!

KStew + RPattz = Robsten. Do these photos prove it?

I saw two movies this weekend.
a) The Time Traveler’s Wife and though Rachel McAdams is near perfection – seriously, she is so beautiful, the movie was crap. No, I didn’t read the book. I’m sure if I had my review would be more vehemently negative. Avoid. Unless you like to look at Rachel McAdams or think it’s worth $10 to see Eric Bana’s ass (it’s not, btw).

b) (500) Days of Summer = excellent. Charming, funny…a really great role for Joseph Gordon Levitt. He is adorable.

And lastly my friend Melissa is getting’ hitched this Friday. It’s the final countdown…