OMG! Fag Hag is back! Where has this bitch been? Well, to hell and back, darling. The important part of that statement is the fact that I am, indeed, back.

What have we missed? Too much.

I know this is old. I do. It’s just, I cannot get over it. I love it so much; I made my dad watch it when he randomly stopped over one day. His review, “He’s really good. He’s got those moves down!” Indeed.

All I can say is, please watch Glee. It is magical and Mathew Morrison singing Bust A Move AND the Thong Song?!! Speechless.

And because one just isn’t enough; this is effing adorable, and slightly disturbing.

He’s run through all of his moves by the 1:30 mark, if you’re short on time.

Are you a chocoholic? I am. Are you lazy? I am. If so, check this business out, it may just be what us lazy-chocoholics have been waiting for. Thanks to Christy for the info!

Movie Reviews:
IN THEATERS Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs – Is this movie geared toward children? I don’t know. Did I see it with a 6 year old? Yes I did. Who enjoyed it more? It’s a tossup, but I will say, our friend Amy still cannot get over the line “I’m surrounded by a bunch of man-eating chickens”. It was a great movie. You don’t have to see it in the theater, but if you do, go to one where you can eat a whole meal. You’ll thank me later. A

ON DVD The Proposal - Funny. Sorry, it was. There were a couple of cheesy parts for sure. If you’ve seen the movie you know what I’m talking about, but overall, it was exactly what I wanted it to be. To be fair, I watched this movie with a bestie, taco dip, pizza rolls and peanut butter cup/ chocolate chunk cookies. It’s hard to go wrong under those circumstances. B+

ON DVD Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - Meh. I’m finding Jennifer Garner harder and harder to believe. She just does not convince me that she’s anyone other than Jennifer Garner. Truth be told, same goes for Matthew McConaughy. If you’re bored or avoiding say housework, this is fine. C

I also MUST recommend Charlaine Harris’ The Sookie Stackhouse stories.

Yes, I know – I’ve blathered about True Blood. I love it. Yes. But the books, OMG, they are amazing. I can’t say better, but I can say worth every moment you will spend reading them. Every.

Check it out, not a single celebrity gossip mention! Just you wait for next week.

I feel like this week was light in gossip. Do you feel this way too?

Sure, stuff happened. It always does, but I was not feverishly working my way through gossip. I like to work at a pace described as feverish. Nevertheless, here are the highlights:

Ellen is the new Paula. Does anyone really care about this show anymore? Sorry, mom. Does anyone other than my mother care about this show anymore?

I find Ellen Degeneres sort of endearing and sort of annoying. I heart her wife. Portia was on Arrested Development and I would love to be in the middle of a Jason Bateman/Portia DeRossi sandwich. I’m just saying…

You may know that I love Ted Casablanca of E! Online’s the Awful Truth. He is a fag, I am a hag. 1 + 1=2.

His Blind Vices are the best. Check out the latest -full of intrigue and gay-scandal.

Oh cruel, cruel world…this Sunday marks the season finale of True Blood. I will be drinking Bloody Mary’s and sobbing. If you don’t yet understand why, check out my Tuesday picture. It’s all about Eric. I don’t care what you say Bill-lovers - Eric trumps Bill.

Thanks to Patrick for sending this video our way I’m not sure what to make of this, but I love that Nadal sort of reaches out to the fan as he’s been taken away.

Friday Friday Friday! It’s the Fag Hag Week In Review and I know you’ve all been waiting…

Another week, another celebrity death to discuss…sure, “celebrities, they’re just like us” but it seems as though they’re droppin’ like flies.
The latest – DJ AM. He was laid to rest in H’wood Wednesday.

A moment of silence… observed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled gossip and debauchery.

This really isn’t gossip. Frankly, I care about these people if only for their sort of freak show value. This lady is preggers with her 19th child. She has gestated and pushed out 18 human beings. This horrifies and amazes me. Does anyone else wonder what her vag looks like?! Egads.

This is why I don’t like him, or her.

Michael Jackson’s funeral was held last night. 2 ½ months after he died. I can’t help but feel this is but another chapter in the weirdness that was his life. If you are still interested in this story click here.

Could someone PLEASE rein this girl in?! It is obvious to me (and I hope you too) that she needs help. Hell, she needed help years ago, now she needs an intervention.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the request I’ve received – again (you know who you are) for our captain here at Dyertimes , Kurt, to feature himself as the next Topless Tuesday hottie. Since Kurt is my family, it’d be pervy of me to weigh in on this. But I do agree that pictures of the soulless models are tiring… I say we put it to a vote!

Happy Labor Day Weekend!!

Friday Friday Friday! It’s the Fag Hag Week In Review and I know you’ve all been waiting…

First, I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge the passing of Ted Kennedy. I think this commentary sums it up nicely.

A moment of silence, observed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled gossip and debauchery.

Please check out the following. It just proves why you MUST love Anderson Cooper. And no, I’m not referring to those persistent gay rumors… No, I refer to this video.

What would a Fag Hag post be without a reference to True Blood? It wouldn’t be – hello?! This post is not however about what is MINE (aka vampire Eric)– and I will fight a b*tch for him (I’m talking to you JOY). Instead it is about the upcoming introduction of the Vampire Queen, played by none other than Evan Rachel Wood. And to quote Christy (who will soon be a contributor!) “This is one of those things that seems so right, it's almost wrong that it did not happen from the beginning.”

And to sweeten the pot, she’s a queer vampire queen. Good gawd! Check it out!

Do you twitter? If not, you should start if only to vote YES on the creation of Harvey Milk Day.

Do you watch Gossip Girl? I don’t. But I do read gossip sites (too many) and thought you might be interested in the following, Chuck Bass kissing a boy, thanks Ausiello.

Enjoy your weekend, and to repeat my previous request – comment now and comment often!

P.S. Amy G. reminded me that though I did not give the Time Traveler’s Wife a good review, not even while watching it, I did cry. I did, she handed me tissues while I muttered about how stupid the story was. There, I said it.