Friday Friday Friday! It’s the Fag Hag Week In Review and I know you’ve all been waiting…

Another week, another celebrity death to discuss…sure, “celebrities, they’re just like us” but it seems as though they’re droppin’ like flies.
The latest – DJ AM. He was laid to rest in H’wood Wednesday.

A moment of silence… observed.

We now return to our regularly scheduled gossip and debauchery.

This really isn’t gossip. Frankly, I care about these people if only for their sort of freak show value. This lady is preggers with her 19th child. She has gestated and pushed out 18 human beings. This horrifies and amazes me. Does anyone else wonder what her vag looks like?! Egads.

This is why I don’t like him, or her.

Michael Jackson’s funeral was held last night. 2 ½ months after he died. I can’t help but feel this is but another chapter in the weirdness that was his life. If you are still interested in this story click here.

Could someone PLEASE rein this girl in?! It is obvious to me (and I hope you too) that she needs help. Hell, she needed help years ago, now she needs an intervention.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the request I’ve received – again (you know who you are) for our captain here at Dyertimes , Kurt, to feature himself as the next Topless Tuesday hottie. Since Kurt is my family, it’d be pervy of me to weigh in on this. But I do agree that pictures of the soulless models are tiring… I say we put it to a vote!

Happy Labor Day Weekend!!