Sometimes bad things happen to good people. And sometimes bad things happen to bad people. But, more often bad fashion happens to - well, many people. These two have a serious case of fashion DYER-eah!

What in the world was David thinking? So, let's imagine how this happened. Duchovny was minding his business tweaking on some grade-A crystal meth which he picked up from some knock-out Asian transsexual he almost ran over. He's rolling through the hills of Hollywood and gets a flashback to 1991. He's too sexy... too sexy for his pants.

Man, I was HAWT then.. he thinks to himself. Friggin' hawt....

BOBBY TRENDY? OR MICHAEL'S FABRICS CLERK GONE WILD?

Seriously, can you be any higher in DYER-eah than this? This guy looks like he's the seriously delusional, obsessive-compulsive craft store clerk that just saw To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar and took the fashion advice a little bit too much to heart.

Strawberries. Strawberries are red. Wild Strawberries. Red and Wild! I've got it.