ASK A GAY MAN: William Sledd continues the misconception that gay men have style. What in the world is up with the W’s on the wall, William? Looks like a nursery…

FASHION BY T, MR. T: An old eighties fashion show with our favorite muscle bound black man, Mr. T! I pity the fool…

BODY BY CHARLOTTE: I have no idea who Charlotte Church or her designer Faye is. But, I’m on a fashion theme so they get included by default.

BUSH FIRE: First Lady Laura Bush gets caught for her major fashion disaster.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people. And sometimes bad things happen to bad people. But, more often bad fashion happens to - well, many people. These two have a serious case of fashion DYER-eah!

What in the world was David thinking? So, let's imagine how this happened. Duchovny was minding his business tweaking on some grade-A crystal meth which he picked up from some knock-out Asian transsexual he almost ran over. He's rolling through the hills of Hollywood and gets a flashback to 1991. He's too sexy... too sexy for his pants.

Man, I was HAWT then.. he thinks to himself. Friggin' hawt....

BOBBY TRENDY? OR MICHAEL'S FABRICS CLERK GONE WILD?

Seriously, can you be any higher in DYER-eah than this? This guy looks like he's the seriously delusional, obsessive-compulsive craft store clerk that just saw To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar and took the fashion advice a little bit too much to heart.

Strawberries. Strawberries are red. Wild Strawberries. Red and Wild! I've got it.